An open letter to BN about the elections:

Dear Barisan Nasional,

How have you been? Looks like you’ve got this whole election business in the bag! Everyday I open the newspaper and there is nothing but praise for BN! Turn on the TV and it is the same thing. You never let me down. Not like those opposition jokers who are always fighting among themselves.

I hope it’s notΒ too pre-mature, but CONGRATULATIONS on bagging the coming elections! That is how much I believe in you. Just look at all the election flags and buntings! Driving around town, all I can see is the white ‘dacing’ boldly standing out against a sharp blue background. Beautiful. It’s like Mardi Gras, if the Mardi Gras was only blue and white. Even in Selangor where I live, your colours are everywhere. Way to show them who’s boss.

Oh yeah, I was talking to one of the Bangladeshi security guards near by my house. As usual la, quite hard to communicate with these fellas because he can’t speak English and Bahasa.

Anyway, turns out this fella is a very responsible young man and is going to vote. I have to say that BN is very clever. Why do something when you can get someone else to do it for you for cheaper? (I don’t know how to spell his name, and he doesn’t know how to write but I will let you know once he gets his IC.)

So I guess if you have him and his million-or-so other friends to support you, you don’t need my vote right? I mean, things are going so well, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if I go on a little holiday during the elections instead. When you win you are going to call for public holiday right? Perfect! I can start cuti on labour day, MC on Thursday and Friday, and Monday also holiday. Six day weekend FTW!

Don’t think you’ll miss my vote in any case. Every other day I see your boys on the motorbike celebrating like you’ve already won. Proudly wearing their bright blue BN t-shirts. Screaming and shouting while waving the BN flag all riding all over the road. Tooting their own horn. Can’t believe just a few weeks ago these guys were all Mat Rempits who don’t contribute to society. Just goes to show you the power of BN, can transform lives.

Oh yeah, also wanted to ask you, how much are you paying these fellas? I’m only asking because I’m kind of interested. Don’t know if I told you, but I couldn’t get into any of the local universities, there was no more space. But at least they made room for some of my (Question: In 1Malaysia can we still can call people Malay?) classmates who got worse results than me. Good for them la, they needed it more. At least I know that I shouldn’t have any trouble finding a job since I am a proud product of our national education system. Worst case, I know I can always become an MP.

In the meantime, thanks for BR1M! You know just what to get me, it’s like you know me so well. Why vote for rocket when you can vote for pocket? By the way, when is the next round of BR1M coming? I know its supposed to last me the whole year, but the other day I had a teh tarik instead of feeding my whole family and totally blew my budget.

But don’t worry, you help me I also help you. First thing I get the BR1M money, I go and like Najib’s Facebook page. You know, he has 1.6 million likes. But my friends still keep posting all this opposition propaganda on Facebook, which is quite annoying. Why can’t they just post pictures of their food like everyone else?

They always tell me to read all these dubious “alternative media” sites and complain that the Malaysian media is not free and fair. How can it be free? Star also costs RM1.20. Don’t they know that nothing good is free? Therefore nothing free is good and free media is no good.

IfΒ not for the newspapers I wouldn’t know that DAP is secretly controlled by PAS. Can you imagine if DAP wins and PAS implements HUDUD law? Thieves can kena potong tangan! Luckily people like us have nothing to fear, because we have never stolen anything, right? My Muslim friends are also worrying that if PAS wins, DAP will turn Malaysia into a Christian state. Of course, I told them not to worry, Yakini BN! BN is so confident, you don’t even bother to contest for Pasir Mas.

I also had to tell that to another friend of mine, who gets a lot of contracts from you. She is afraid if BN loses, she won’t be able to pay for her bungalow and the condominiums as well as her Mercedes Benz and her children’s private education. She should go to one of BN’s ceramahs and see that no one is there. Why? Because true BN supporters know that BN is already going to win, so they stay at home. Meanwhile, opposition’s ceramah next door is so crowded and noisy, like aΒ pasar malam. inconveniencing everyone and creating traffic jam for no reason.

I think next time you should bring the tear gas and water cannon and clear them out.

Here’s to another four years of no change.

Best wishes,

Your #1 supporter

p.s. Psy in Penang was awesome!

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242 responses to “An open letter to BN about the elections:

  1. BN supporter

    BN so good, I don’t understand why you guys so support PR?!?!?

    BN boleh, Malaysia Boleh!

    • BN is so good (at a lot of cover up) – but not for looooonnngg..

    • passerby

      aiyah supporter; liddat also need 2 tell u meh? guys support PR so that we can get more BR1M ma; last 56 years tak ada BR1M but for PR ma … aiyoh … we want more BR1M la … so must support PR ok? if no PR no BR1M and PR1MA ok? hahahaha

      • THERE IS A FUCKING CYCLE FOR EVEYTHING, YOU GO UP, THEN COME DOWN, THEN GO UP, SO GROW A BRAIN AND STOP BLAMING THE GOVERNMENT WHEN THEY HAVE TO INCREASE THE PETROL PRICE TO WHAT IT IS TODAY WHEN THE GLOBAL PRICE BOOMED TO RECORD HIGHS. IT IS STILL AMONG THE CHEAPEST IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD? DON’T BELIEVE ME? GO FUCKING BUY A FLIGHT TICKET ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! (WELL MAYBE NOT THE MIDDLE EAST! LOL! :p)

      • Anonymous

        Poor guy. You need Strepsils? Caps lock all the way you shout simi?

      • sefsdfsd

        ive been to a lot of these so called highest petrol prices in the world, namely the UK, Spain, US and what they have was a high petrol price and a liveable living standard. At 1 pound you can get breakfast and lunch. tell me matthew, what can u get here in msia at rm 1? not even a loaf of bread. so, yeah, ur a genuine macai if thats the best u can come up with.

    • coz most malaysian nowdays are getting smarter.. and they know wat we a dealing today with. we want basic rights… no cronism

    • James Tan

      BN so good, but PR better.

    • because all those ungreatful retards need a place to voice their complaints for their pathetic excuse of a life they live, and since they are irresponsible for their own lives, they blame the government for not giving them jobs and free university education…

      • Ubah

        next time check your usage of word…i guess u didnt even now which one i am referring to…

      • Please provide a valid reason as to why a non-bumi would want to support BN? It’s not like MIC or MCA has done that much for both the Indian and Chinese communities either. Don’t tell me you’re not aware of the corruption that takes place in BN? Or are you just that oblivious to what is really going on? So you are saying that you are completely okay with ppl like Ibrahim Ali making statements like “we should burn the bible!” simply because Allah is also a term used in Christianity? & you’re also fine with BN not taking any actions against Ibrahim Ali? You’re okay with Hishamuddin & KJ saying that the keris should be bathed in Chinese blood? Are you saying you are 100% fine with UMNO and their racist sentiments? You’re saying you don’t mind sending your kid future to gov school and give them an education that is only making the ppl more stupid? Only feeding them with lies? If you are then okayla bro. Good luck lah,

    • sivanes

      nicely written

  2. BN supporter

    I will also write an open letter to PR…

  3. Well written. Good job πŸ˜€

  4. PityMsian

    The Best Letter of the Year!!

  5. Sazzy

    Yesssss :):):):)

  6. John

    Few banglas here, One mathan-fucker..
    Mathan Tells you to ” use your Farking brains to vote for change”
    12 elections we’ve heard the same damn thing; bn’s “we will change”.
    If your brain is making you come up with what you’ve written so far, I strongly urge u to stop using it. Your comments are personal rants, ” ppl talking with their arseholes” etc etc, and they bring no intelligence to this blog.

    • LOL John you fucking retard, you just had to make my day you arsehole!

      WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR PATHETIC SAD LIFE> BN has been good to me, my family, and my friends, at least fair.

      NOW go fuck yourself you greedy arsehole!

      • Surya

        That the reason.. You need a farking brain mathan.. You’re that kind of typical bn arseholes around.. Grow up or at least grow a farking brain before start blabbering you arsehole mouth that you have.. Peace you dick head mathan πŸ™‚

      • ME SO HORNY

        Hi Mr. Mathan,

        I’m kinda shy, but are you Malaysian? You look so exotic in your facebook photos. That curly mop of hair on your head must feel as soft to the touch and about as bouncy as my pubes. I really want to pet it.

        Your esteemed, thought-provoking words really strike me as everything I have always wanted and needed to know about the whole confusing mess that is Malaysian politics. Everything is now clear and I have never been more certain, thanks from the bottom of my heart for all your frenetic typing, that we will continue to flourish under the current wonderful governance of our beloved and most-loyal BN.

        I want to have sex with you because every time you type in caps, I jizz my pants. However, my vagina would dry up if you’re a Malaysian because, the Malaysians I know, every single bloody one of them, who without words exclaim from the mountaintops how proud they are of being Malaysian with little idiosyncrasies like washing down some nasi lems with a lil teh tarik potong kaki or talking about the lack of fat under Rosmah’s chin while strolling into yet another amazing mall the capitalistic vulture shits out after being fed on BR1M coupons, insist most adamantly on choosing now of all times to stand together and fix what the ludicrous opposition lovers say is broken.

        There may be some slight cracks and scratches on the well-oiled machine that is our wonderful and most-comfortable government such as the millions siphoned off into personal bank accounts, the fear-mongering, the subtle racial plays, and dirty tricks to stay in power (you know about these better than me, I’m just a silly ditzy bimbo girl with a massive crush on you and the sexy intellectual capabilities that you’ve shown again and again and again with your sonorous typing) but Malaysia produces enough rubber to glue it back together again, am I right Mr. Mathan? And why fix what isn’t broken? The greatly respected Najib ought to know himself where his own party stands and if he can look us in the eye and tell us confidently that BN will win, why shouldn’t we believe him?

        Why shouldn’t we ever believe our most venerable Prime Minister, so beloved the people who voted him in out of utmost respect have given him the warmest of all nicknames, Ah Jib Kor. Because of Jib Kor development plans 15-20 years in a forgotten cabinet somewhere have been dragged out and dusted off. He gives back to the Rakyat indeed! No one in power before our dear older brother, managed to fill their pockets sufficiently to ever plan projects that would benefit the Rakyat. It’s only fair that he uses any bourgeois loophole to take advantage with some backdoor crony dealing.

        Although, I need you to help me clear things up Mr. Mathan, I don’t understand when people tell me he’s just some caretaker, how can anyone be a leader without any followers? How can anyone use power that isn’t his? It kinda reminds me of that scene in Lord of The Rings when Boromir’s dad hated Aragorn’s guts, that he had to go look for a dead army to help him win the war and his crown. I think that caretaker in that scene was killed by his right-hand man, won’t ever happen in this scene of course. Pooh pooh away bad juju.

        Gosh I bet you weren’t that time they accidentally closed down the LRTs and shot tear-gas at all the silly ungrateful idiots who persist on being dissatisfied with a lazy-because-no-one’s-kept-it-on-its-toes-government. Sigh, championing change and justice again were they? Why does anyone with half a brain keep fighting for their rights and change when really, it’ll make things so much more difficult.

        If we stick to what we know, we won’t go wrong! We’ll take our time changing and growing just like how the tons and tons of BN adverts have been singing to me, telling me, shouting at me. We’ll take the slow and easy route, we won’t make mistakes, well, the kind of mistakes that a revolution would bring anyway. Any mistake henceforth made will be easily swept away with Psy and some backup dancers, and justified with the most plausible excuses that are not in the least lackadaisical, like everything BN portrays so rousingly.

        We’ll go back to always voting correctly like we’ve been taught to. Malaysia will go on overcompensating for a lack of character and integrity and self-respect by over-flavouring our food and drinks and being the fattest Asians dying of diabetes. We’ll always have this comfortable and peaceful life sheltered from any stormy weather.

        We’ll always be grateful for the shiny sweeties BN hands to us whilst running away with the cow, goat, supermodel, Sabah, Sarawak, and whole village when our behind our backs.

        We’ll stop having the fun and interesting debates that build us up as a people and challenge us intellectually and help us grow more understanding and mature. The kinda conversations civilized, educated people occasionally have when they’re exchanging ideas, kinda like having mental intercourse. Whatever that is, I wouldn’t know, maybe you could enlighten me. Please use caps, my vagina you know.

        We’ll clean up all the dangerous minds on the street that are thriving on knowledge and educating people on the truth and facts. We won’t judge people based on their political persuasion like in those first-world countries I was told we would be like by Vision 2020 like the UK or the US, you know, with the flying cars and jet packs.

        PR vs BN – it’s not progress, it’s not a people rising up to speak for themselves and peek out of a 55-year haze with a new wonder at the possibility of a new dawn, a new way of life, a new chapter for our beloved land and soil. Nay Mr. Mathan, we need to join our voices and footsteps to your orgasmicly sexy one, and loudly and brusquely educate anyone who cares to listen of the ingratitude of a people who are finally remembering who they are and what they’re made of, remembering how our grandparents did it together, and deciding that we’ll do it again and again and again whenever anyone, be it an external power or internal, tries to push us to the ground because they assume we’re just a genial bunch all camaraderie and delicious food.

        All that instinctive love for Malaysia that anyone could remotely feel, it’s just the unhappy opposition stirring things up, causing instability and ruin. Absolute ruin to the way the government has run things thus far. Party poopers these opposition hounds are. Shit stirrers.

        Although, that’s kinda like colon cleansing right? Stick a tube into your anus, turn on the pipe, stir the shit, clean your bowels. Detoxifying does wonders to the skin, maybe my nation too.

        Wet panties and smoochies,
        your incestuous but not amused akka

    • LOL thank you Surya for your kind words, now go fuck yourself and get a golden shower and a facial while you’re at it, oh btw, the tranny in haji taib misses you, (yes she explicitely told me) and wants you to fuck her arse now so what are you wasting time commenting here for? your time is here bro! its time to get your arse fucked! πŸ˜€

      • Surya

        Hey dude, I’m glad to fuck ur arse with a fucking log, come n meet me here or u want me to see you in any place?

  7. Kee Thuan Chye

    Fantastic! I love this piece!

  8. How on earth didn’t you get into a university man? Your writing skills are awesome! N trust me I wouldn’t bother complimenting you here if they weren’t really THAT good cos logging in thru fb just to post a comment is a real long and annoying process… XP Keep up ur good job man…

  9. Lam WC

    BN you’ve slogged for 56 long years. You must be tired. Retire and let someone else do the hard work for a change. You deserve to live out your golden years retired. Ok?

  10. You are a natural one-blog-wonder. You don’t even need another post to be famous because dude you already are! Hilarious!! And thank you for 2013’s newest cuss word Mathanfarker! Lol. Simply brilliant! One post, two fellas shot to fame! But I suspect the Mathanfarker is a closeted BN supporter lorrr.. Because he is definitely riding on your glory. Same like BN, he encompasses the natural ability to weasel his way through your post and become a one-too-many-mathan-farker-comment-wonder! Good job dude!

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  12. FELLAS!

    I know i have been rude, but I had to get your attention.
    Stop judging shit you don’t know, simply because you hear it from your best friend, who heard it on the internet.

    Evaluate everything you see as Your life and MY FARKING LIFE and the lives of all those and EVERYTHING I love depends on it.

    FOR THE LAST TIME. NO ONE IS PAYING ME. IS IT ODD THAT I care about my future, the future of my beloved Malaysia and my family?

    again… stop being ungreatful for the life you are living and iif you clearly don’t give a fuck about your life or your family’s life, I donno if this sound weird, but I actually give a fuck about my life and love my family, so on that day, when everything is at stake…. and you are going to make that bet, you go ahead and pick QPR, the buncha wannabe’s who are nobodies, just got into the first division, scrapping money to put together a team that plays like crap most of the time, and I’ll pick liverpool, the former champions of the world, who may not be at their peak or in their elements right now, still they were the best, have been trained by the best of the best, have academies with the best coaches handpicking our future players, training, motivating and guiding them everyday, sending them to the best academies so they have the highest degree of education, knowledge and wisdom available and MONEY? well, its no comprimize to them as their goal is to be the ABSOLUTE BEST!!!

    So, my dearest distinguished noblemen of the highest honour, intelligence and wisdom, it is time for me to leave, and as usual, I will now hand you my final message as the official troll that came on all your faces! πŸ˜‰

    Nice and tasty ey?

    You FOOLS!

    Once many years back I was sightseeing across Europe, walking streets just chilling I met this awesome and very interesting old man.

    He thought me this very interesting lesson which I am going to share with you, because it’s a wise ass farking peice of wisdom, which you may benefit from yourselves.

    OF course I seldom practice it, being far from wise myself, however in your case it should be wise to consider, since you don’t know simple fucking manners in the first place.

    Never bother arguing with a FOOL. They will bring you down to your level and DESTROY YOU with experience.

    Now who the fool is in this context I simply leave to you, but for the fucking last time, Going for the elections is easy, SIT AND farking THINK FOR YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE (you are deciding on the fate of your OWN pathetic LIFE!), Pick your winning team (like in football, you don’t bet your pathetic life on QPR when they are playing LIVERPOOL, CHELSEA, BARCeLONA, REAL MADRID or even pathetic ManchesterFarks now would you?), key in your winning bet on the day when the Elections happen, PICK YOUR WINNING TEAM as if YOUR life depends on it, quietly SHUT THE FUCK UP and wait for election day, go to the place where you are registered to ballot, SHUT THE FARK UP, put in your votes, GO HOME and wait patiently while they count the ballots and announce the results. ITS THAT FARKING EASY as 1, 2, 3 and if it weren’t for you ungrateful farking fools, even 2 year old kids can go about and elect the best government that they feel will give them the best farking life for both themselves, and their children, and their great grandchildren.

    YOU REALLY DON’T HAVE TO BE UNGREATFUL FOR THE FUCKING WONDERFUL LIFE WE ARE LIVING IN THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY OF OURS, MALAYSIA, THANKS TO THE INTELLIGENT AND WISE PEOPLE IN BARISAN NASIONAL!

    • AND REMEMBER, EVEN THOUGH YOU LIVE PATHETIC MISERABLE LIVES, WHICH YOU THINK WILL CHANGE WHEN A BUNCHA UNGRATEFUL FOOLS WALK INTO PUTRAJAYA REMEMBER THIS, ON THAT DAY WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THAT BET, THINK OF THIS VERY CAREFULLY AS IF YOUR FARKING BANK ACCOUNT (MISERABLE AS IT IS) AND FARKING FREEDOM (I DON’T CARE HOW LENIENT PASS WANTS TO BE BUT I WANNA HAVE MY ORGIES OK!) FOR ONE BLOODY SECOND BEFORE YOU MAKE THAT BET,

      …THEN MAKE THAT FUCKING BET AND GO HOME AND THINK AGAIN OF THE GOOD LIFE YOU HAVE HAD IN MALAYSIA. THE GOOD TIMES, THE AWESOME INFRASTRUCTURE, THE UNLIMITED FUCKING FREEDOM TO SPEAK LIKE RETARDS ON FORUMS WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING SHOT, THE UNLIMITED FREEDOM TO WATCH TRANNY PORN AND WANKING OFF WHILE THINKING THAT IF QPR WON YOU MIGHT MAKE SOME MONEY OFF THE ODDS YOU’RE BETTING MY FUCKING LIFE AND THE LIFE OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I LOVE ON, YOU MIGHT GET SOME FAT TRANNY CHICK TO GIVE YOU SOME ACTION FROM THE BACK ALLEYS OF CHOW KIT OR LORONG HAJI TAIB FROM THE MONEY YOU MAKE GETTING A JOB AS A FUCKING GUARD DUE TO THE NONAVAILABILITY OF FOREIGN LABOUR AND SUCH.ETC….

      NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

      JUST SAYING YO! ;O

      πŸ˜‰

      • A guy who are frustrated by a GAY

        U write like a GAY … Seriously.. I mean it. I can’t even force myself to finish reading whatever you are writing here. Stop being a sissy waiting for people to spoon feed you. You claim that you love M’sia under BN so much that the way you talk or write are so much influenced by the western culture. Oh by the way, I dont see you love Malaysia team there. Hope you got robbed by the Bangla guard you hired. Think with a mind, not with nuts (if you have one). If the M’sian is so perfect like you said, we dont need a guard.

      • you fucking retard… the very least you could do is facebook connect before exposing yourself. I am not gay. I would fuck your sister though and if you want, i can come on your fucking face. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF!

      • Please use fucking, farking makes you sound like an illiterate 5 year-old, one of the perks of our education system I presume, thank God for BN ! You think this country is in a good state ? We’re not going down the drain, we’re already in the sewers. I am only 18, I may not know a lot about politics, but I do know what BN has done to this country. They’ve plunged this country into severe debt, promoted racism, discrimination, and are using any means necessary to win this election, their cheating is as bright as day to which only oblivious motherfuckers like you don’t notice. I love this country and a change is needed if we want to even survive as a nation until 2020 nevermind becoming a first-world country. You say you love this country ? From your comments, I think you’re a fucking liar.

      • Whoa, I’m so glad you didn’t overreact or anything.

      • ANON, you are only 18, shut the fuck up and go to kindergarden. When you are 21, you fucking talk ok?

      • Awww don’t be angry nor upset that you lost to an 18 year-old. But from what I’ve seen you comment I can say with confidence that I know 12 year-olds with more sense than you. At least you know you have a problem, the next step would be to seek medical help πŸ˜€ !

      • LOL anon my dear friend go seek medical help… when you grow up one day, turn 21, are legally entitle to vote, speak your due, but until then, it would be better if you go back to kindergarden, get a job, or just simply go fuck yourself! πŸ˜€

      • Ricky

        ‘Never bother arguing with a FOOL. They will bring you down to your level and DESTROY YOU with experience’ – Spot On. Absolutely spot on.

      • Ratman and Bobin

        Do you talk like that to your mum? An expletive a second. I’m sure she loves all that nasty talk. πŸ˜€

    • Anonymous

      Your intelligence level… wait, what intelligence level?

      You have not made a single relevant point pertaining to the elections. I suppose this is what the education system has become. Graduates can’t even write a proper English essay. tsk tsk.

      speaking of which, this was made anonymous for a reason. So don’t go around and attack me for staying anonymous. And please, also lay off all your ad hominem arguments. Thanks.

  13. A good piece. I’d like to propose a follow up letter, but this one should be written to RM instead. Copy to the husband.

    • thank you oh wise old VICNESH ANDIAPPAN who was *&^%%^&* awesome and spoke with true grit and wisdom, who at the very least among you who had the intelligence to click on the facebook icon or uploaded a picture of his face on the icon when speaking to me!

      THANK YOU!

      πŸ˜€

  14. TCC

    Ur responsibility to educate people? ur teacher taught you in this “F” way? Please be rational.. everyone has their rights to voice out.. this is democratic society.. If you are not agree, you can comment but not every sentence with the F word.. it is so annoying and irritating.. we never hate BN… we just want to have a peaceful and a justifiable country.. That’s all.. If BN can provide Malaysian what we wish to have, then we have no objection, we will support them of course.. We just wan to have a five years time to compare who can do better for Malaysia.. If BN claim that whatever they do is for Malaysia, then they should listen to us and do better thing, but not post advertisement to say what opposition cannot do, they should let us know what they can do for us just like what PKR is doing now…

    Mr. M.. I am pretty sure that you must be very interested in this page, as I can see you keep on replying on every comment in this post.. Bravo!!

  15. Val

    Hi guys, =) ! Chillax, dun get agitated by that full of ‘F’ words vulgar fellow. we the true Malaysian know whats best for us and our country. He probably is one of the erm legalised ‘illegal immigrant’. Be united and be strong, dun get agitated by what he said. The more he got agitated by our response and his ‘interest and passion’ in the written passage and oh, and also his ‘effort’ in replying to each and evryone’s positive comments for this written passage have just strengthen my hypothesis abt him-the legalised ‘illegal immigrant’. Siapa Makan cili, dialah yang rasa pedas. Cheers =)

  16. Hi, my name is Mathan

    Dear Mr. Mathan,

    Your comments are precise and very informative. Some of your points are valid and correct. Although we may not totally agree with your views, that doesn’t mean that we are wrong either.

    You may have the chance to make a buck or two from the current government due to their lack of efficiency and transparency. This goes to show that the need for change is urgently required. Would the opposition coalition be better than the current government? We can’t say for sure. Maybe yes, but maybe no. The only to find out is by changing.

    We change many things in our own lives. Some for the better and some for the worse. Those are choices we make, and we’ll have to live with our own choices.

    Contrary to your original intentions, we sincerely feel that you have just hammered the final nail into your own coffin as a respectable netizen/citizen. Anyway, we would like to sincerely thank you for helping us to make our choice for the need to change easier.

    Thank you.

    God Bless Malaysia.

    & Mr Mathan too.

  17. Hey there! πŸ™‚ A friend of mine shared this. and well, hilarious right up! πŸ˜€ We happen to share the same sentiments. πŸ™‚ here: http://endlessmargrita.wordpress.com/2013/04/17/for-malaysians-who-to-vote-for-in-ge13/ Have a nice day! πŸ™‚

  18. Hi, my name is Mathan

    Dear Mr Mathan

    Thank you once again for the great entertainment that you have provided for us, the ” F***ing Retards”.

    The more nasty you get, the more entertainment value we can squeeze out of your miserable soul.

    It’s woeful to see you degenerate yourself to such lowly levels.

    You do require a really good session with the best mental health specialist around, as you are truly incapable of looking yourself even with your so called “psy” degree.

    Please do continue and let us have some of the most entertaining series of comments so far in the GE13 run up.

    We would even be willing to lend you our ears.

    Let’s start:

    Hi, my name is Mathan. Mathew Benny Mathan. I’m a troll. I troll forums to trash other peoples comments to hide the fact I’m totally inadequate…

  19. Malaysian Idiot

    Wonderful piece. Amazing way of putting all our sentiments for the love we have for this country, yet utmost contempt and distaste of the current government.

    More please. Bravo.

  20. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something – Plato

  21. LH

    Wow who is this Matthew guy? He sounds crazy and then he says we should vote for BN!

    Only makes BN look bad – that mad, dumb fellas are supporting them haha.

    Matthew not only are you an idiot, but you make Malaysia look bad. Please go jump off a bridge.

  22. LH

    Matthew – you are not worth the time and space to read ALL your comments. Just a sniff of it indicates that you are just the a wannabe who wishes he had money and wants to be a BN crony.

    Why use a picture? Like yours where you look like a douche?

    Sigh, it’s always the wannabes who need to try and get attention.

    So ppl are retarded if they don’t agree with you? Apparently you’re just a BN mole – good job covering your role up!

  23. LH

    Why you always talk about balls?? Missing one or two are you? And why would I be a guy?!

    Over this, you’re clearly an idiot being rude and actually you’re making ppl like BN less. Are you secretly for the opposition?

  24. RR

    Get the fck out of here Mathew.

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  26. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. (Mahatma Gandhi)

    Mister Trouble never hangs around
    When he hears this Mighty sound.

    “Here I come to save the day”

    That means that Mighty Matt is on his way.
    Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
    Mighty Matt will join the fight.
    On the sea or on the land,
    He gets the situation well in hand.

  27. PakLurah

    Just another Pathetic Idiot trying to get some attention … Probably no even of age to vote

    • lol… DUDE PAK LURAH, FUCKING RETARD, GO AND CHECK MY FACEBOOK PROFILE AND MY LINKED IN PROFILE. BEFORE YOU SPEAK YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD, AND PLEASE IN THE FUTURE, I KNOW YOU HAVE NO BRAINS, BUT IF YOU WANNA ADDRESS ME, GROW SOME BALLS AND USE FACEBOOK CONNECT AND PUT YOUR REAL PROFILE FOR A CHANGE!

  28. UPM student responding. 0.0 i tot some high intelligent bangla..

  29. Anonymous

    Some people need to calm their tits on this comment thread and talk things out in a more respectable and manly way, lest people strike those people out as uncouth and childish people, I really don’t think people would take those points seriously if they are being delivered in that fashion. That being said, I hope this is a goo eye opener for some of ya’ll out there
    http://news.malaysia.msn.com/elections/ge13-to-my-dearest-bn-supporting-friends#scpshrjwfbs

  30. Nice post. I learn something more challenging on different
    Posts everyday. Thanks for sharing.

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